Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
in theory I would like a lot of plants but realistically I’m doing a poor job of keeping myself alive so just think of what those poor plants would have to experience
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
i can’t fucking believe it. since the new year i’ve seen this post SO MANY TIMES. the prophecies were true. this IS the year of the GREAT MEME DEPRESSION. there’s been no new memes yet in 2016 and it’s because we’ve resorted to resurrecting old ones and going over the past year’s memes. this time 2k15 we were deep into ‘sure jan’ and this year we have THIS RELIC. save yourselves. it begins.
